If Leo doesn’t win an Oscar this year, then it is obvious that the Academy is just a bunch of 80 year old dudes who are jealous of his boyish good looks.
Exhibit A: What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?
Exhibit B: Titanic
Exhibit C: The Aviator
Exhibit D: Revolutionary Road
Exhibit E: Shutter Island
Exhibit F: His motherfucking face.
DON’T FORGET ROMEO + JULIET. HE SPEAKS FUCKIN’ SHAKESPEARE LIKE A BOSS.
And The Departed, Blood Diamond, Inception, and now J.Edgar…
BUT RIGHT? If he doesn’t win one for J. Edgar, I quit.